English teacher:
never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare:
excuse you
Steven Moffatt:
excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle:
excuse you
Emily Brontë:
excuse you
Joss Whedon:
excuse you
Richard Castle:
excuse you
JK Rowling:
excuse you
George R. R. Martin:
excuse you
John Green:
excuse you
Stephanie Meyer:
okay!




