English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
John Green: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
Most touching line said by a bestfriend.
reenspe: “When I die, don’t come near my body, because my hand may not be able to wipe your tears anymore.” wow.
mouseguts: Social anxiety isn’t cool. ADD/ADHD isn’t cool. OCD isn’t cool. Bipolar disorder isn’t cool. Depression isn’t cool. Cutting isn’t cool. Phobias aren’t cool. Trauma isn’t cool. Sleep disorders aren’t cool. Eating disorders aren’t cool. They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult. EXACTLY
How many Avengers fans are there on tumblr?
yoheysup: sexually active middle schoolers scare me
*listening to my favorite band*
Friend: Lol you like that band? Their music isn't even good.
Police: So are you saying he just fell out the window from the 5th floor by himself?
when theres no wifi at other peoples houses: ugh
when theres no wifi: ugh
other peoples houses: ugh
other people: ugh
dearmarisacountmein: today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
reblog if you recognize the lyrics to this...
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